Dr Fauci says Americans should ban family members from reuniting during the holidays if they are not vaccinated. “If there is an unvaccinated person, I would say, ‘I’m so sorry, but not this time, maybe another time when this is all over.’” –MSNBC
It was Christmas Eve and in all the blue states
The mayors were angry, the governors angry!
This nuisance from the North Pole was heading towards them
Without vaccination passport and in a sled without a license.
“Why doesn’t he stay home? Cranky officials would complain.
“He’ll ignore our mask warrants – him and his stupid pipe.” “
Have his elves had their health inspections? Reindeer their clichés?
“Plus all the kids love him – the ungrateful little brats.”
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I didn’t like a fat white guy making sugary snacks.
“Didn’t they learn during COVID that we are the ones they should trust?
Mandates for toddlers and Zoom school masks? – Why was it all of us! “
And so they devised a plan approved by the CDC
To reach children at Christmas and help them really understand.
This is why, before midnight, while young Bobby was sleeping on his sofa, he
Was surprised to hear: “It’s me – Santa Fauci!”
And so it is, under the sparkling Christmas tree,
Every 5 feet of Fauci, covered with red and blue PPE
Little Bobby was taken aback, “What are you doing here?”
“I respond to reports of unauthorized Christmas cheers!”
“So I jumped into my carbonless electric vehicle and came in a flash
Because I have hopes of holiday joy, I must go for it!
Then he took off all over the place
“Did that elf on a shelf get his booster shot?” “
The doll went in her bag, with the toys
“They could encourage interaction between unvaccinated girls and boys.”
Eggnog was thrown away as a potential health hazard
And he looked askance at the crib scene
“Don’t they know that Covid can be spread from a human OR a mammal?
Someone take this baby away from the camel!
The room was now empty, no sign of mirth, mirth, or pleasure.
And with that, says Santa Fauci, “My job here is done!
He jumped into his Tesla and as he rode out of sight,
cried Fauci. “Everyone is back to bed!” It’s the middle of the night!
And so to every American in the red or blue states, the CDC has a message:
“No no No! No ‘Merry Christmas!’ for you.”
Michael Graham is Editor-in-Chief of InsideSources.com.